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/ Domestic happiness and faithful \
\ friends. /
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

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/ Your own qualities will help prevent \
\ your advancement in the world. /
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

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/ Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach? \
\ A: The cats keep trying to bury them. /
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________
< You now have Asian Flu. >
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

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/ Q: What's the difference between an \
| Irish wedding and an Irish wake? A: One |
\ less drunk. /
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

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/ Q: Why do the police always travel in \
| threes? A: One to do the reading, one |
| to do the writing, and the other keeps |
| |
\ an eye on the two intellectuals. /
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

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/ You will have a long and unpleasant \
\ discussion with your supervisor. /
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

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/ You will be aided greatly by a person \
\ whom you thought to be unimportant. /
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

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/ You like to form new friendships and \
\ make new acquaintances. /
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

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/ He draweth out the thread of his \
| verbosity finer than the staple of his |
| argument. |
| |
| -- William Shakespeare, "Love's |
\ Labour's Lost" /
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

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/ Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to \
| do a logical right shift? A: 33. 1 to |
| hold the bits and 32 to push the |
\ register. /
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

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/ Q: What do you get when you cross the \
| Godfather with an attorney? A: An offer |
\ you can't understand. /
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

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/ Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, \
\ and balance. /
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

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/ Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer? \
\ A: Throw him a rock. /
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

__________________________________
/ Wagner's music is better than it \
| sounds. |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

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/ Q: What do monsters eat? A: Things. \
| |
| Q: What do monsters drink? A: Coke. |
\ (Because Things go better with Coke.) /
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\
\
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(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

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/ Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, \
| of my own knowledge, what there is |
| particularly dead about a door-nail. I |
| might have been inclined, myself, to |
| regard a coffin-nail as the deadest |
| piece of ironmongery in the trade. But |
| the wisdom of our ancestors is in the |
| simile; and my unhallowed hands shall |
| not disturb it, or the Country's done |
| for. You will therefore permit me to |
| repeat, emphatically, that Marley was |
| as dead as a door-nail. |
| |
\ -- Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol" /
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\
\
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(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

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/ Behold, the fool saith, "Put not all \
| thine eggs in the one basket"--which is |
| but a manner of saying, "Scatter your |
| money and your attention;" but the wise |
| man saith, "Put all your eggs in the |
| one basket and--WATCH THAT BASKET." |
| |
| -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's |
\ Calendar" /
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

____________________________________
/ Suspicion always haunts the guilty \
| mind. |
| |
\ -- Wm. Shakespeare /
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
< Oh, and May the fourth be with you ;) >
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

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< You're at the end of the road again. >
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

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/ Today is the last day of your life so \
\ far. /
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________
< You too can wear a nose mitten. >
---------------------------------
\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

____________________________________
/ Tempt not a desperate man. \
| |
| -- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and |
\ Juliet" /
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

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/ "Speak, thou vast and venerable head," \
| muttered Ahab, "which, though |
| ungarnished with a beard, yet here and |
| there lookest hoary with mosses; speak, |
| mighty head, and tell us the secret |
| thing that is in thee. Of all divers, |
| thou has dived the deepest. That head |
| upon which the upper sun now gleams has |
| moved amid the world's foundations. |
| Where unrecorded names and navies rust, |
| and untold hopes and anchors rot; where |
| in her murderous hold this frigate |
| earth is ballasted with bones of |
| millions of the drowned; there, in that |
| awful water-land, there was thy most |
| familiar home. Thou hast been where |
| bell or diver never went; has slept by |
| many a sailer's side, where sleepless |
| mothers would give their lives to lay |
| them down. Thou saw'st the locked |
| lovers when leaping from their flaming |
| ship; heart to heart they sank beneath |
| the exulting wave; true to each other, |
| when heaven seemed false to them. Thou |
| saw'st the murdered mate when tossed by |
| pirates from the midnight deck; for |
| hours he fell into the deeper midnight |
| of the insatiate maw; and his murderers |
| still sailed on unharmed -- while swift |
| lightnings shivered the neighboring |
| ship that would have borne a righteous |
| husband to outstretched, longing arms. |
| O head! thou has seen enough to split |
| the planets and make an infidel of |
| Abraham, and not one syllable is |
| thine!" |
| |
\ -- H. Melville, "Moby Dick" /
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ You like to form new friendships and \
\ make new acquaintances. /
--------------------------------------
\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________
/ You may get an opportunity for \
\ advancement today. Watch it! /
--------------------------------
\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Your boss climbed the corporate ladder, \
\ wrong by wrong. /
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? \
\ A: He was giving it last rites. /
----------------------------------------
\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

__________________________________
/ Wagner's music is better than it \
| sounds. |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
----------------------------------
\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ You don't become a failure until you're \
\ satisfied with being one. /
-----------------------------------------
\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
/ Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. \
\ Watch for it everywhere. /
----------------------------------------
\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_________________________________________
/ Q: How many mathematicians does it take \
| to screw in a light bulb? A: One. He |
| gives it to six Californians, thereby |
| reducing the problem |
| |
\ to the earlier joke. /
-----------------------------------------
\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
< Your supervisor is thinking about you. >
----------------------------------------
\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ Delay not, Caesar. Read it instantly. \
| |
| -- Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" 3,1 |
| |
| Here is a letter, read it at your |
| leisure. |
| |
| -- Shakespeare, "Merchant of Venice" |
| 5,1 |
| |
| [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data |
| Structures", V4.4, when |
| |
\ referring to I/O system services.] /
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________
< Long life is in store for you. >
--------------------------------
\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

____________________________________
/ Talkers are no good doers. \
| |
\ -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI" /
------------------------------------
\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

_______________________________________
/ Have a place for everything and keep \
| the thing somewhere else; this is not |
| advice, it is merely custom. |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

______________________________________
/ You are only young once, but you can \
\ stay immature indefinitely. /
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\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)

________________________________________
< Your supervisor is thinking about you. >
----------------------------------------
\
\
// //
(") (")
*(__) (__)*

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Raspberry Pi/32)
* Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)