What's an old "commie"? Commode Odor?
My main jokes & puns collection is on my IBM(true blue) DOS 486, that I need help connecting back up (c/w a new 21" CRT for SVGA graphics)
I recall wondering how in the world a little 3.5 could hold as much information as a 5.25 then later how in the world could a thumb hold more than a 3.5? If this keeps up it will someday be how much information can be held on a grain of sand. :)
CP wrote --
What's an old "commie"? Commode Odor?Yea, a Commode C64.
I got my Commodore in 1986 and around 1988/89 my first modem, a 300
baud, after I found out about local boards and later the wider world of Fido.
I used the Commie until c. 1995 when I bought a used IBM 286.
Around 1998 I got a used 486, with Window 95. The case had been damaged
but the innards were fine.
Around 2000 I got a used 486 with Win98.
I've only brought two new PC's, a HP in January of '09 and this one last February, also a HP. IIRC the 486 was a HP.
To me HP's are the best. But then that's a Ford/Chevy thing.
My main jokes & puns collection is on my IBM(true blue) DOS 486, that I needhelp connecting back up (c/w a new 21" CRT for SVGA graphics)
Maybe you can find someone with one to transfer all that over.
I recall wondering how in the world a little 3.5 could hold as much
information as a 5.25 then later how in the world could a thumb hold more than
a
3.5? If this keeps up it will someday be how much information can be held
on a grain of sand. :)
Oh, I miss Win98 & SE. . . it never recovered after they left it. . . Vista must have been done on purpose just to be a poison pill.
The first thing I noticed was when I closed my browser (when done), a popup "Windows Explorer has closed... restarting..." & yes, t he SOB would load right back up again!
George,
Oh, I miss Win98 & SE. . . it never recovered after they left it. . .I have a meme on the BBS, showing various structures of houses from
Vista must have been done on purpose just to be a poison pill.
Windows 95 (a small wooden cottage) to Windows 7 (looks like a place
from "The Jetsons"). The Windows Vista place was "upside down". <G>
The first thing I noticed was when I closed my browser (when done), aI've had a lot of that with Windows Explorer and now File Explorer,
popup "Windows Explorer has closed... restarting..." & yes, t he SOB
would load right back up again!
with Windows 7, 10, and now 11. There is an alternate freeware utility
called ExplorerPlusPlus (Explorer++).
than a 3.5? If this keeps up it will someday be how much information can be held on a grain of sand. :)
https://www.techspot.com/news/73770-ibm-world-smallest-computer-size-grain-salt.html
I loved that little thing! I had so much stuff stored on cassettes!
touch typing to 30WPM or more, learn DOS, Win 3.1, Wordperfect 5.0,
We were all permanently & mostly freshly so, disabled & trying to move on to new work/career paths. & their approach was wonderful: no mollycoddling & treating us as weaker., but push us to our utmost, so we could go on to compete evenly with able bodied jo
The federal goverment closed it the year after my graduation
As you'll recall, the public internet was still new & controlled by portals (AOL, Compuserve, & a couple others) in the mid 1990s.
I'm filing any new storage medium I get just as fast, but now Io have actual doewnload speed & bnandwidth -- I got my first 2Tb external drive & had it full within 3 weeks
Oh, I miss Win98 & SE. . . it never recovered after they left it. . . Vista must have been done on purpose just to be a poison pill.
Gonna stock up on 640Mb USBs
ahh, TV, i grew up with a 25" wide body hunk of furniture
CP wrote --
I loved that little thing! I had so much stuff stored on cassettes!My first was a cassette drive as well. Took about 15 minutes to load
Text Pro to write a letter.
Then I moved up a blazing fast disk drive, that only took a couple of minutes. Now if Word doesn't load in one second I'm thinking "Come on, whats taking so long?" :)
touch typing to 30WPM or more, learn DOS, Win 3.1, Wordperfect 5.0,I used to know DOS (but forgot a lot from not using it for years).
Never used 3.1,
Used WP for years until I moved over to Word. I use Word 2007 and
perfectly happy with it.
But now, I understand, MS is no longer selling stand along Word CD's.
Have to lease a copy yearly for big bucks.
I was on GEnie (General Electric Network Information and Exchange, or the like). I was able download various groups, read/reply and upload. At the time it was "time and mileage" to use it and the phone call was long distance.
I got my first "real" Internet connection free, at the local university.
I was associated with a non-profit organisation at the time. Had to fill out all sorts of paperwork why I needed, what to be used for, etc then have that approved, etc.
Now they are handed out like candy at Halloween.
I keep very little on my desktop and laptop, other than programs I can
easily replace. Had too many crashes in the past and lost a lot of stuff. Most of my stuff is all on CD/DVD (sometimes multiple ones in case one
fails and can't replace that info). A thumb is used for temporary storage.
The only Windows I never used as 8 and something else.
I'm sticking with 10.
I've only brought a few, the rest are freebies.
Every October and April Marshall has a job fair with vendors in from all sorts of companies.
I wander around checking out the freebies (pens, pencils, etc) one year a table had 9 MB thumbs and picked up a couple. The next year there were 58
MB thumbs and got a few of those.
My tv viewing is currently old shows I get free off the net, stored on
DVD's to watch whenever I want. I download the shows since things have a tendency to disappear without warning on You Tube.
I grab torrents of full seasons & store them on DVDs
(several seasons of a show on one DVD, as data files
instead of viodeo files); our DVR can read them directly
off the DVD (can get 5 full length films on one DVD, too
-- we've filed a few hundred like that)
IKR? I get the same way, even with microwaves -- oh, c'MON, why is 45 seconds so fleeping LONG???
Didn't use a microwave until I was in my early 20s, was spoiled by them before I hit 30!
Which Windows was your intro?
Was that the one you began with? I use OpenOffice, & save in Word 97 format for max compatibility with workmates & customers. Actually,
fior them, I convert to PDF using a free online utility, that also
lets me pull up any image or Pdf & edit it (have to remove doctor's
names & contact info)
My first foray into internet email & newsgroups was via a local BBS who pulled them in & gave us access, later I got a frteecycle accoun to access them after his BBS disappeared. (he retired, I think, & had
been using the university equipment for the board)
Backup, backup, & back up, the 3 most important rules.
Which 10? (how many updats has it done to you?)
That's my extent of microwave communications. I can
write a batchfile for the BBS, but my programming ENDS
at setting the clock on the microwave oven. If I forget
how to do that, I'll starve to death. <G>
Didn't use a microwave until I was in my early 20s, was spoiled by them before I hit 30!
I had no commercial software on my Vic=20 - all games were painstakingly typed out
Which Windows was your intro?
Was that the one you began with? I
I use OpenOffice
My first foray into internet email & newsgroups was via a local BBS
I always go for saving more than I need & using redundancy.
Wjhich 10? (how many updats has it done to you?)
I was happily using win8.1
My tv viewing is currently old shows I get free off the net, stored on DVD's to watch whenever I want.
Makes sense -- why not watch only what you like, eh, without ads & on the schjedule you prefer. . .
as data files instead of viodeo files
If the internet dies, but we have electricity, I'll still have tv & movies to occupy me & my fam.
My DVR must pre-date yours.
Used that one for 30 years. Had to replace with when it went screwy
and started spitting out sparks and all.
The last few years its started acting up a bit and have to give it
extra time once in a while to do whatever.
The only games I play are solitaire and checkers.
We had a member here, Nancy Backus, she should rest in peace, who was
a confirmed DOS user up to the end. I jokingly called her a Luddite.
I have used that in the past at some point.
But to get a dial up number for what was my first one was like
getting secret government docs. Had to know someone, be referred, go though a "background check". All but give them my first born. Being a bachelor I had no first born {that I know off ==wink
Most of the problems I can figure out the problem on my own, but
there are times I need some professional help. (Quiet Daryl).
In parking nothing is saved off line which really frustrates me. If sometime happens all that is lost or highly corrupted.
I heard too many bad things about it being buggy, so waited for 10.
I don't plan to go to 11, from what I have read, waiting for the more stable one after that one. But I am perfectly happy with 10 and no
plans to change unless I have to.
The last few years its started acting up a bit and have to give it extra time once in a while to do whatever.
It's time to replace it, then.
I miss her greatly...I'm sorry I never got to meet her.
Microsoft has discovered it's cheaper for them to no longer create
a CD/DVD with the program, nor a shipping container. Instead, just create a card with a URL and an activation key for the same price.
Being a bachelor I had no first born {that I know off ==wink
Maybe it was your evil twin <g,d,r>.
there are times I need some professional help. (Quiet Daryl).
ROFLMBO!! You're no fun (that's what she said <g,d,r>). <BG>
Windows 11. At least Windows 10 will still be supported through early October, 2025.
I don't mind spending a few extra minutes to save money.
Several have passed on since then, the health scare lock downs and all...
My copy of Word is one I bought, downloaded the software and all and saved on a CD.
When I get a new PC or laptop I just copy to the HD and install, put
in the activation code and back in business.
_I AM_ the evil twin, thank you.
there are times I need some professional help. (Quiet Daryl).
ROFLMBO!! You're no fun (that's what she said <g,d,r>). <BG>
Thought I would beat you to the punch. :)
Windows 11. At least Windows 10 will still be supported through early October, 2025.
By then Win12 will be out without the bugs, uh, "features".
My DVR must pre-date yours. I would have loved to have a DVR/
DVD machine that can read video "files" directly from a DVD. I
spent a lot of time burning and reusing DVD/RW discs for the
machine.
Later, I acquired a small media player that accepts SD cards
and USB drives and plug that directly into the TV. That's not
bad 'cuz it accepts up to 64GB SDD devices.
Which Windows was your intro?I used 3.1, then went to 95, 98, XP, 7, 10, and now 11.
The way my back is hurting from sitting in this chair (with degenerative
disk disease), it's hard to sit at the computer for very long anymore.
... I watch what I eat...from the plate to the mouth.
I was happily using win8.1I heard too many bad things about it being buggy, so waited for 10.
I don't plan to go to 11, from what I have read, waiting for the more
stable one after that one. But I am perfectly happy with 10 and no plans to change unless I have to.
If the internet dies, but we have electricity, I'll still have tv & movies tooccupy me & my fam.
Wise man, you think like I do.
My DVR must pre-date yours. I would have loved to have a
DVR/DVD machine that can read video "files" directly from a
DVD. I spent a lot of time burning and reusing DVD/RW
discs for the machine.
Right, one movie to one DVD at one time, eh? My wife
started doing that, luckily I had found a great source for
brand new blank DVDRs.
So, with 5 movies to a disk, each
movie, playable on our DVR, cost 3.5c!
Later, I acquired a small media player that accepts SD
cards and USB drives and plug that directly into the TV.
That's not bad 'cuz it accepts up to 64GB SDD devices.
Ours reads my 512Gb USB thumb just fine -- much nicer than
going through multiple DVDs! But I can't get the right
format down, so a lot jhust dn't show up on the DVD play
menu. . .
Pretty sure MKV is too new. . . (most files come as this
now, with subtitles or captions built right in, instead of
needing two separate files as previously.)
Yeah, right, Shaw, trying to charge me $6 for a 30-minute
epiosode on PPV! GL with that pricing plan. . .
I prefer free for my books, movies, & TV shows.
I saw a story where one woman put her child in the trunk of her car
to keep the child from getting Covid-19.
That's what I'll do...and if the CD/DVD does go bad, you're out of luck.
_I AM_ the evil twin, thank you.
And the moderator. <g,d,r>
So much for them saying "there'll be nothing after Windows 10".
I went 3.1, 3.11, 95, 98, 98SE, that horribly slow Windows, Vista(Ugh, don't ask!), XP, 8.1, 10, & recently 11, even though I turned off
updates!
In between, I tried Windows 2.0 on DOS 3, just to try it, & ran
Netscape 0.9beta on it, on a 300 baud "high speed sysop's external modem"! (for real!)
Went onto AltaVista search engine & a couple BBSes just so they could screencap "that idiot user who called in at 300," & brag about it in
sysop echoes!
Ouch. . same. . . my spine is crushing hard one one of my discs.
My doctor told me to watch my weight, sol I've put it all up front here
so it's easier.
Or, "When you've got a plow this good, you build a roof over it to
protect it from the elements" *LOL*
I would comment but too close to not being a memory.
Maybe next year it will be a memory and we can talk about it.
By then maybe it'll be time for an upgrade.
Evil mod. :)
Not so much new Windows but Windows boosters...
That's why there's a monthly Windows Update...got to keep the latest
bugs and program features online. :P
The bones in my neck are pressing on the nerves, and I can hear the
bones grinding when I turn my head.
I liked the old days when you turned it on and it was working.
The bones in my neck are pressing on the nerves, and I can hear the
bones grinding when I turn my head.
Does that make you a bone head?
Not really. I discovered FreeMake. It allows multiple video
Yeah, right, Shaw, trying to charge me $6 for a 30-minute2.99 to 14.99 seems to be the standard for many ppv solutions:
epiosode on PPV! GL with that pricing plan. . .
ApplePay, AmazonTV, etc.. even for a short film. They call it
"renting", and you get about 14 days to watch it as many times
as you want.
I prefer free for my books, movies, & TV shows.Have you started into Dirt Birds yet? It's hilarious. The
author intersperses quite a bit of Canadiana/trivia/history in
the mix. It makes for a very Canadian read.
So much for them saying "there'll be nothing after Windows 10".Not so much new Windows but Windows boosters...
George,
I went 3.1, 3.11, 95, 98, 98SE, that horribly slow Windows, Vista(Ugh,Was a Windows Vista a lousy hotspot to visit??
don't ask!), XP, 8.1, 10, & recently 11, even though I turned off
updates!
In between, I tried Windows 2.0 on DOS 3, just to try it, & ranYeah, I started with Netscape, then Internut Exploder. I've also used
Netscape 0.9beta on it, on a 300 baud "high speed sysop's external
modem"! (for real!)
Opera (I was using it when it was still shareware), Firefox, and Edge. I'm back to Opera now.
Went onto AltaVista search engine & a couple BBSes just so they couldI remember when one got a 2400 or 9600 or 14.4 modem, you thought you
screencap "that idiot user who called in at 300," & brag about it in
sysop echoes!
were really smokin'. <G>
Ouch. . same. . . my spine is crushing hard one one of my discs.The bones in my neck are pressing on the nerves, and I can hear the
bones grinding when I turn my head.
My doctor told me to watch my weight, sol I've put it all up front hereYou've got to have a shed for your tool. <G>
so it's easier.
Or, "When you've got a plow this good, you build a roof over it toSee above comment. <G>
protect it from the elements" *LOL*
Joe,
I would comment but too close to not being a memory.What gets me is that these folks who are so pro-abortion, think that pregnancy is a side effect from having sex. What do you think the act
Maybe next year it will be a memory and we can talk about it.
was designed for?? Hello??!!
Evil mod. :)Just like Sean Dennis of Micronet (and the new Editor of the FidoGazette, since Janis Kracht shut everything down at the end of last year) notes for his BBS: "Home Of The Iron Fist". <G>
It's about as bad as Covid-19 boosters. :P You have to keep your computer vaxxed against malware.
Joe,
I liked the old days when you turned it on and it was working.And, when you could turn it off by just the power switch, and not go
through all the other crap...where it basically cussed you out the
next time you powered it up, for "an improper shutdown".
Owwww. . .have you tried Gabapentin?
next time you powered it up, for "an improper shutdown".
That's why I'm in this echo...because without someone to pick on and
laugh it, the echo would be awfully boring. <G>
I have my updates set to "Off" (used to be on Manual) & M$ just pushed me into 11! grrrr. . . I was happy with 8.1 but they forced me to 10, them 10b, now 11!
I remember when it was ALL DOS & it was good!
next time you powered it up, for "an improper shutdown".
That usually only happens if the power goes off. And I tell the PO, "Yes, I know that thank you". :)
That's why I'm in this echo...because without someone to pick on and
laugh it, the echo would be awfully boring. <G>
I've always said everyone has a purpose in life. :)
I am a bit of fuddy duddy. Always have been.
If something ain't broke, don't fix it.
It something works, leave it alone.
I can see changes for bugs and things, but not change just for the
sake of change.
I remember when it was ALL DOS & it was good!
I'm too lazy with point and click, having multiple windows open, etc.
I've always said everyone has a purpose in life. :)
So, now you know mine.
If something ain't broke, don't fix it.
It something works, leave it alone.
Tell that to Microsoft, and you'll be laughed out of the room.
I've always said everyone has a purpose in life. :)
So, now you know mine.
Yep, some people's purpose in life is to set a bad example or being
a warning on what not to do. :)
I'll watch the ones from various companies and its always "this is
the best car ever made, not some piece of junk like we made last year
you need to trade in right now for this great new car". Well, that's
the gist of the ads. :)
George,
Owwww. . .have you tried Gabapentin?I was told to DISCONTINUE ALL PAIN MEDICATIONS...EXCEPT for
low dose Tylenol...because all the pain medications thin the
blood (I'm already on Eliquis for atrial fibrillation), and
that it'd make me more of a hemophiliac. But, too much of the
Tylenol can cause liver damage.
I guess I just have to suffer. Then, I've got a bunch of
other crap going on...with the greedy state people likely
going to take away my low income assistance to pay the monthly
Medicare premium...which means I have to sell the car. Then, I
am having problems with the BBS not "downing the nodes" for the
nightly doorgame and file area maintenance. I may end up REMOVING
ALL THE DOORS...and if I do that, is there any reason to keep the
BBS online?? I sure hate to waste all those door registrations
over the last 32 years...never mind have to set up new BBS
software.
I am a bit of fuddy duddy. Always have been.
If something ain't broke, don't fix it.
It something works, leave it alone.
I'll be used to some program/app/os and can use with my eyes closed.
Then some wiseguy programmer changes this, that and other and have a
learning curve to make. Need to learn the new way since the old way doesn't work. --sigh--
I can see changes for bugs and things, but not change just for the sake
of change.
I remember when it was ALL DOS & it was good!Same here, but I don't think I would want to go back to that.
I'm too lazy with point and click, having multiple windows open, etc.
Now that is one change that I did like. :)
And from me: "No problem is unsolveable, except maybe for dribbling a football or putting toothpaste back in the tube by hand"
I've solved those two, also. . .
CP wrote --
And from me: "No problem is unsolveable, except maybe for dribbling afootball or putting toothpaste back in the tube by hand"
Do tell. Inquiring minds want to know.
I've solved those two, also. . .
Too much of any drug/medication is rough on the old liver (which
filters all the chemical crap out of our blood, whatever the kidneys can't handle, anyway)
What did we do back in the time before modems? (on-topic now *LOL*)
I'm with Robert A. Heinlein & Spider Robinson(2 of my fave authors(the former RIP in '88): "A blessing shared is doubled and a sorrow shared
is halved."
Bill Gates started that -- his real genius wasn't programming -- it was marketing.
Now Marketing gets a heavy say in what changes get done
Oh well, such is the world. The rich & powerful in the leadership cabals seek to have maximum information+control over the domains they've claimed.
I'm fine with that, sort of, just so long as they let me alone to do my own thing.
I've solved those two, also. . .Do tell. Inquiring minds want to know.
The way some engineers & most mathemeticiuans do it:
P=problem
Assume P = solved
or "delete the concern over a problem & it's no longer a problem -- it's just a thing."
George,
Too much of any drug/medication is rough on the old liver (which"I want my pizza delivered".
filters all the chemical crap out of our blood, whatever the kidneys
can't handle, anyway)
Whoever heard of liver on a pizza?? <G>
I'm with Robert A. Heinlein & Spider Robinson(2 of my fave authors(theHeinlein also said TANSTAFFL...and he was right on target. Nothing is
former RIP in '88): "A blessing shared is doubled and a sorrow shared
is halved."
totally free...it cost the giver something.
Yet, all these bleeding heart liberals can't understand or comprehend
that when there is no one left to provide funds, etc. for "the free stuff", what are they going to do?? They don't have an answer for that...just a horrified look on their face.
Yet, death is the great equalizer.
CP wrote --
Bill Gates started that -- his real genius wasn't programming -- it wasYep. Without IBM and the deals he made he would still be in his
marketing.
basement.
But like everything else, if not that person and whatever they invented/improved/marketed, etc it would have been someone else.
If not Watts and the steam engine, it would have been someone else at
some later point in time for example.
Now Marketing gets a heavy say in what changes get doneGotta keep pushing more of the product out the door.
Just add a few new bells and whistles and call it "new and improved".
I always ask myself when I read that what was wrong with it before?
Oh well, such is the world. The rich & powerful in the leadership cabalsseek to have maximum information+control over the domains they've claimed.
thing.
I'm fine with that, sort of, just so long as they let me alone to do my own
Same here.
CP wrote --
a thing."I've solved those two, also. . .Do tell. Inquiring minds want to know.
The way some engineers & most mathemeticiuans do it:
P=problem
Assume P = solved
or "delete the concern over a problem & it's no longer a problem -- it's just
Same goes for politics, businesses, funny noise your car is making, etc. There's a problem, talk about it a nit, then ignore it and it'll go away.
There's a problem, talk about it a nit, then ignore it and it'll go away.
Unless it doesn't,. but then you tell yourself it;'s fine anyway, or decide it was never a REAL problem to begin with & go on with life with a smile. . .
CP wrote --
Sounds good to me.There's a problem, talk about it a nit, then ignore it and it'll go away. >>Unless it doesn't,. but then you tell yourself it;'s fine anyway, or decide >it was never a REAL problem to begin with & go on with life with a smile. . .
You eat liver? That's OFFAL!!!
You will know them by their fruits. . .
I'm not saying God actually acts like this, of course -- it's a JOKE,
George,
You eat liver? That's OFFAL!!!It has to be fried beef liver with sauteed onions...I will NOT eat it any other way.
However, it tends to send the cholesterol and triglycerides through the
roof, so I can't do it that often.
You will know them by their fruits. . .So many charlatan preachers out there today.
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