George,

Christmas in July, because "we got sh*t to sell, dammit!"

Or like the song "Redneck Woman"...she keeps her Christmas lights up all
year long...and knows all the words to every Charlie Daniels, Tanya Tucker,
and Ol' Bocephus (Hank Williams, Jr.) song.

Someone's really bad at measuring, or there's a "charge!" moment?

Paul Lynde said you never discuss tape measures at a nudist colony. <G>

Exactly. The guilty white liberals cry they were downtrodden from
birth & so have an unfair disadvantage.

They're just lazy.

I invite any of them to listen to or read my favourite Linguistics professor: Dr,. John McWhorter.

He's unaplogetically black &, in "Losing the Race" he detyails how
blacks sabotage themselves(he would be bullied for "talking white" as a kid (i.e. speaking with proper grammar.); he overcame the molasses dragging him downward & moved to the top of any academic vocation: a multi-published PhD.

Good for him.

But EVERYONE is claiming victimhood benefits now! & they're all, save
for the odd individual, full of crap (most of the crap is just brown sticky low self worth, created by ad-based national corporate
domination.)

We pee the same yellow, poop the same brown, bleed the same red...and all came into this world naked and broke, and are going out the same way. How
is that discrimination??

"Our soap is better." (yeah, better than if you washed your clothes in crude oil)

Or in Granny's Lye Soap. :P

"Have it your way at Burger King" (unless our underage minwage front counter dummy doesn't understand plain English, & trust us, he doesn't;
or our cooks are goofing around, tossing food from the floor onto the grill & serving it to you, because we deduct the cost from their teeny paycheques if they don't.)

Borg Burgers: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant. And, we'll assimilate you if you don't like that. <G>

I like the tagline below.

Daryl

... I'm Dyslexia of Borg. Prepare to have your @$$ laminated!!
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Paul Lynde said you never discuss tape measures at a nudist colony. <G>

There's always one person strutting around with one, daring others to a contest. . .

I invite any of them to listen to or read my favourite Linguistics professor: Dr,. John McWhorter.

He's unaplogetically black &, in "Losing the Race" he detyails how blacks sabotage themselves(he would be bullied for "talking white" as a kid (i.e. speaking with proper grammar.); he overcame the molasses dragging him downward & moved to the top of any academic vocation: a multi-published PhD.

Good for him.

Yup; I like reading him, or listening to his podcasts -- an intelligent & well- spoken man, wrt colour.

We pee the same yellow, poop the same brown, bleed the same red...and all came into this world naked and broke, and are going out the same way. How
is that discrimination??

I came into this work naked & covered in someone else's blood. Believe me, I ain't worried to go out the sdamje way. You still think you're right?

... I'm Dyslexia of Borg. Prepare to have your @$$ laminated!!

Ah'm Leghorn of Borg. Prepare, ah say, prepare to be assimilated, son.
Borg do it their way. Your way is irrelevant
I am Daffy of Borg. Rethithtanthe ith d-d-dethpicable.
I am Porky of Borg. You will be as-s-s-sim, as-s-s-sim, oh, forget it. Farrakhan of Borg: Assimilation is a racist plot.
Distance is irrelevant. --Pythagoras of Borg.

Your friend,

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George,

I came into this work naked & covered in someone else's blood. Believe
me, I ain't worried to go out the sdamje way. You still think you're right?

I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong. <G>

... I'm Dyslexia of Borg. Prepare to have your @$$ laminated!!

Ah'm Leghorn of Borg. Prepare, ah say, prepare to be assimilated, son. Borg do it their way. Your way is irrelevant
I am Daffy of Borg. Rethithtanthe ith d-d-dethpicable.
I am Porky of Borg. You will be as-s-s-sim, as-s-s-sim, oh, forget it. Farrakhan of Borg: Assimilation is a racist plot.
Distance is irrelevant. --Pythagoras of Borg.

Good ones...well played, sir. :)

Daryl

... Deja Who - When you can't remember the Doctor Seuss books.
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I came into this work naked & covered in someone else's blood. Believe me, I ain't worried to go out the sdamje way. You still think you're right?

I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong. <G>

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

... Deja Who - When you can't remember the Doctor Seuss books.

HORTON!!!!

Every time I go to the toilet I get deja vu
I feel like I've done this crap before

Your friend,

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George,

I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong. <G>

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

At a square dance years ago, the song "It's Hard To Be Humble" fit this
one woman like a glove. <G>

... Deja Who - When you can't remember the Doctor Seuss books.

HORTON!!!!

Want to see my trunk?? <eg>

A local ham radio operator (I know two of his brothers, and his parents through square dancing, and another brother through ham radio and square dancing) has the callsign suffix YZP -- one of his friends (more like a smart-@$$ joker) said it stood for "Your Zipper Protruding". With friends
like us, you don't need any enemies. <G>

Every time I go to the toilet I get deja vu
I feel like I've done this crap before

I thought it was more like this tagline.

Daryl

... Deja Poo Poo: When you're prepping for a colonoscopy.
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George,

I've gone through many years of my life living on less than that & had
no car, no house, & no vacations!

So many think they are entitled to everything.

Blondes do get a hard time. I only tease the Suicide blondes(dyed by
her own hand) because they actually believe bleaching their hair
changes them in to more likeable people).

I wonder where those jokes got started.

"Blondes have more fun." -- yreah, only because they're easier to find
in the dark!

Good one.

... Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

They actually used to call it English Kissing! But now just kissing. .
.

Never mind it being tongue in cheek. :P

I've never said, "Let's French Kiss, baby!" Maybe rtefer to it as "necking" whjich implies a more passionate kissing session, that may include tongue play & nibbles on the neck, if she likes that (most did)

Sounds like this preacher who had a male parrot, that always said "Let us Pray". Well, one day, they decided to get a female parrot, as they wanted
to breed it. They weren't sure how'd they'd react...so they put them both
in the cage.

Male Parrot: "Let Us Pray".
Female Parrot: "Let's Neck".
Male Parrot: "My Prayers Have Been Answered". <G>

One one sitcom or other (Maybe Roseanne or the sequel); an older sib advised the tyounger to steal 3rd instead of going from 1st base to
2nd as usual. Oh, right, got it -- it was on That 70s Show, wth one of the basement crew advising Eric.

There was this baseball team with a female pitcher, but she was also
rather stingy with her relationships. Well in one game, one batter got
walked, and the entire stadium cheered. It was noted that "it was the
first time that someone got to first base with her". <G>

Need some hockey style fights to pump up the ratings, though, I'd say.
. .

I went to the fights and saw a hockey game. <G>

Daryl

... Why do we send cargo by ship, but shipments by car??
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