***** Out of sight *****
At a Long Island house party, a chap invited an attractive girl to go fishing with him on the Sound. After an hour without any luck, he asked, "Do you think
we ought to try chumming?"
His companion, a novice at fishing, looked toward the house on the distant shore, then replied, "We might as well. They can't see us from there."
--John C. Miller
RD Issue: July 1957
RD Issue: July 1957
Now I am wondering what she thought it meant! :D
***** Out of sight *****
At a Long Island house party, a chap invited an attractive girl to go fishing with him on the Sound. After an hour
without any luck, he asked, "Do you think
we ought to try chumming?"
His companion, a novice at fishing, looked toward the house on the distant shore, then replied, "We might as well. They
can't see us from there."
--John C. Miller
RD Issue: July 1957
Now I am wondering what she thought it meant! :D
I always loved reading the humor columns from Reader's Digest. :)
Me, too. I used to read them at the Dr office (when they had them!)
just for the humor pages.
***** Out of sight *****
At a Long Island house party, a chap invited an attractive girl to go fishing
with him on the Sound. After an hour without any luck, he asked, "Do you think
we ought to try chumming?"
His companion, a novice at fishing, looked toward the house on the distant shore, then replied, "We might as well. They can't see us from there."
--John C. Miller
RD Issue: July 1957
***** Out of sight *****think
At a Long Island house party, a chap invited an attractive girl to go fishing >> with him on the Sound. After an hour without any luck, he asked, "Do you
we ought to try chumming?"Now I am wondering what she thought it meant! :D
His companion, a novice at fishing, looked toward the house on the distant >> shore, then replied, "We might as well. They can't see us from there."
--John C. Miller
RD Issue: July 1957
She answered, "Well, duh, you took me out too far to swim back, then told me, 'F*** or drown.'"
She answered, "Well, duh, you took me out too far to swim back, then told me, >> 'F*** or drown.'"Not just blonde but a little hard of hearing, too. :D
***** All bottled up *****
"We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin
the bottle, and if the bottle pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a nickel. By the time I was 14, I
owned my own house." --Gene Perret, Classic One-Liners
RD Issue: June 1997
A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it
cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
***** Kid's logic *****
A Stanford University professor took his young son with him on a trip across the country. One day after their return, a package was delivered with postage due. Neither the professor nor his wife had the necessary
$3, but their son produced it. Surprised, his mother asked how he came
to have that much money. "Well," he said, "Dad was awfully careless
with money on our trip and nearly always left some on the table when we ate. So I just picked it up." --D. Elton Trueblood
RD Issue: January 1950
"Not much of a driver, either," says the waitress. "He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."
Restaurant patron: "Waiter, I'd like a bottle of wine."
Waiter: "What year, sir?"
Patron: "Well, I'd like it right now."
... I'm Droopy of Borg. You know what?? You're about to be assimilated.
... I'm Droopy of Borg. You know what?? You're about to be assimilated.
We are Dyslexic Kinkos of Borg, prepare to be Ass-laminated!
I tried that game, Seven Minutes in Heaven, where two people go into a dark closet for 7 minutes; it ended up being 6 minutes of screeching
from her, & a black eye for me. . .
Universal Instructions for babies:
1. Fill noisy end
2. Empty smelly end
3. Go to 1.
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