A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the
ceiling. The guy asks, "What's this about?"

The bartender replies, "Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat,
you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay
for everyone's drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?"

The guy replies, "Nah, the steaks are too high."
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