• Comedian Wins Election

    From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to All on Tue Apr 9 04:09:26 2024
    Hello Everybody,

    A comedian wins presidential election in Ukraine.
    A real comedian, who plays the part of president in show biz,
    has won the first round of the presidential election in Ukraine,
    having received over 30% of the vote, twice as many as the
    real president, who received only 15%. The wannabe president
    and the president will now face each other in the runoff to
    decide who will become the real president.

    Perhaps Russia should consider returning Crimea to Ukraine
    so that this fine mess can be sorted by those who have been
    disenfranchised.

    Zelensky is an actor who has stated no political views
    of his own. Perhaps he has none. After all, he is an actor,
    not a politician. Just like Donald Trump. Except that
    Donald Trump is an honest businessman who truly knows and
    understands the art of the deal.

    So. Who is going to save Ukraine from itself?

    Next month Ukrainians pick their own poison. :)

    --Lee

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    Nobody Beats Our Meat

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  • From alexander koryagin@2:5020/2140.2 to Lee Lofaso on Tue Apr 9 13:13:58 2024
    Hi, Lee Lofaso!
    I read your message from 09.04.2019 03:09

    LL> A comedian wins presidential election in Ukraine. A real comedian,
    LL> who plays the part of president in show biz, has won the first
    LL> round of the presidential election in Ukraine, having received over
    LL> 30% of the vote, twice as many as the real president, who received
    LL> only 15%. The wannabe president and the president will now face
    LL> each other in the runoff to decide who will become the real
    LL> president.

    LL> Perhaps Russia should consider returning Crimea to Ukraine so that
    LL> this fine mess can be sorted by those who have been
    LL> disenfranchised.

    LL> Zelensky is an actor who has stated no political views of his own.
    LL> Perhaps he has none. After all, he is an actor, not a politician.
    LL> Just like Donald Trump. Except that Donald Trump is an honest
    LL> businessman who truly knows and understands the art of the deal.

    LL> So. Who is going to save Ukraine from itself?

    LL> Next month Ukrainians pick their own poison. :)

    There was a similar situation in Russia in the 90s. The fucking
    Yeltsin's team had annoyed so many people that Zhirinovsky, the Russian political clown (also fucking one, however), had got a lot of voices
    during the president elections. But Yeltsin had fabricated the election results and remained in power.

    Bye, Lee!
    Alexander Koryagin
    fido7.fidonews 2019
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  • From Björn Felten@2:203/2 to Charles Stephenson on Thu Apr 11 19:59:24 2024
    ...and history will show that the 'community organizer' with a lot less net
    worth was one of the better presidents in US history.

    Even better than GWB, perhaps?



    ..

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