I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE."

HE SAID, "NO"

I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES DAUGHTER."

HE SAID, "YES."

I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON,"

BILL GATES SAID, "NO."

I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE C.E.O. OF WORLD BANK."

BILL GATES SAID, "OK."

I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE C.E.O.

HE SAID, "NO"

I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES SON-IN-LAW"

HE SAID, "OK"


Regards,

Roger

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Good ${greeting_time}, Roger!

23 Oct 17 11:51, you wrote to All:

I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE."
HE SAID, "NO"
I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES DAUGHTER."
HE SAID, "YES."
I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON,"
BILL GATES SAID, "NO."
I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE C.E.O. OF WORLD BANK."
BILL GATES SAID, "OK."
I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE C.E.O.
HE SAID, "NO"
I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES SON-IN-LAW"
HE SAID, "OK"

lol. In Russia there is a rumor that this is an example of the shuttle diplomacy of Henry Alfred Kissinger. And they tell her a little differently:

Once Henry Kissinger was asked:
- What is shuttle diplomacy?
Kissinger replied:
- This is a universal method! I will explain by example. Suppose you want to issue the method of shuttle diplomacy to the daughter of Rockefeller to marry a
simple peasant from a Russian village.
- How?

- Very simple. I'm going to a Russian village, I find a simple guy there and ask:
- Do you want to marry an American girl?"
He told me:
- What?! We have our girls full.
I told him:
- Yes. But she is the daughter of a billionaire!
Is he:
- Wow! It changes everything!

Then I'm going to Switzerland to the board meeting of the bank and I ask:
- Do you want to have a Siberian peasant in CEO?
- Fuuuuu,- they tell me at the bank.
- And what if he is Rockefeller's son-in-law?
- Wow! This changes everything!

Then I'm going home to Rockefeller and ask:
- Do you want to have a son-in-law of a Russian peasant?
He told me:
- What are you talking about, we all have financiers in our family!
I told him:
- And he, just, - CEO of the Swiss bank!
Is he:
- Wow! It changes everything! Suzy! Come here. Mr. Kissinger has found you a bridegroom. This is CEO of the Swiss bank!

Suzy:
- Fuuuuu... All these financiers can not do anything in bed!
And I told her:
- Yes! But this one is a huge Siberian peasant!
She is:
- Wow!! It changes everything! =)

With best regards, Alexandr.

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On Mon Oct-23-2017 23:08, Alexandr Kruglikov (2:5053/58.1) wrote to Roger Nelson:

Good ${greeting_time}, Roger!

23 Oct 17 11:51, you wrote to All:

I TOLD MY SON, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE."
HE SAID, "NO"
I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES DAUGHTER."
HE SAID, "YES."
I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON,"
BILL GATES SAID, "NO."
I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE C.E.O. OF WORLD BANK."
BILL GATES SAID, "OK."
I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE C.E.O.
HE SAID, "NO"
I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES SON-IN-LAW"
HE SAID, "OK"

lol. In Russia there is a rumor that this is an example of the
shuttle diplomacy of Henry Alfred Kissinger. And they tell her a
little differently:

Once Henry Kissinger was asked:
- What is shuttle diplomacy?
Kissinger replied:
- This is a universal method! I will explain by example. Suppose
you want to issue the method of shuttle diplomacy to the daughter
of Rockefeller to marry a simple peasant from a Russian village.
- How?

- Very simple. I'm going to a Russian village, I find a simple guy
there and ask:
- Do you want to marry an American girl?"
He told me:
- What?! We have our girls full.
I told him:
- Yes. But she is the daughter of a billionaire!
Is he:
- Wow! It changes everything!

Then I'm going to Switzerland to the board meeting of the bank and
I ask: - Do you want to have a Siberian peasant in CEO?
- Fuuuuu,- they tell me at the bank.
- And what if he is Rockefeller's son-in-law?
- Wow! This changes everything!

Then I'm going home to Rockefeller and ask:
- Do you want to have a son-in-law of a Russian peasant?
He told me:
- What are you talking about, we all have financiers in our family!
I told him:
- And he, just, - CEO of the Swiss bank!
Is he:
- Wow! It changes everything! Suzy! Come here. Mr. Kissinger has
found you a bridegroom. This is CEO of the Swiss bank!

Suzy:
- Fuuuuu... All these financiers can not do anything in bed! And I
told her:
- Yes! But this one is a huge Siberian peasant!
She is:
- Wow!! It changes everything! =)

With best regards, Alexandr.

That was great! Thank you.


Regards,

Roger
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Good ${greeting_time}, Roger!

*** Answering a msg posted in area CarbonArea (Mail for me).

23 Oct 17 16:26, you wrote to me:

That was great! Thank you.

Not at all! =)

With best regards, Alexandr.

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